I remember how innocent I was, long before I was a parent. Do you remember that time? When you were young, perhaps it was the 80s, or the early 90s. You imagined bringing a baby into your home one day, certainly, it was far off in the future but the image was clear, if a bit soft-focused around the edges: all was fuzzy, wuzzy, warm, soft, and gentle. If you imagined your home with a kitchen, in fact, the knives were all tucked safely away in a hand-oiled maple block somewhere, way, way back on the counter.
[Big sound of brakes squeaking, wheels skidding, cars smashing into walls, screams...]
And then, I became a parent in the new millennium. And my world was filled with the most fearsome, warlike cutting implements. Industrial-strength scissors that came apart at the hinge so you could sharpen them daily. Hunting knives with a whetting stone, glistening next to the sink (where I keep my gentle organic hand soap). A typical day in my first child's infancy might find my knuckles raw, my fingers calloused, battle wounds all over my fingers.I'd been faced with my children's toy packaging.
While some news reports indicate that today's packaging is tough in order to prevent thieves, I'd hate to know which thieves are interested in the two-inch-long plastic hammer that comes with the $8.99 "James and the Fallen Tree" die-cast train set. I'd also love to have a little chat with Tyco and show them the shallow cut, nearly as long as the hammer, I got on my middle finger while trying to untangle James' right wheels from their metal-reinforced twisty ties. I have little boys so I don't have to deal much with packaging on Mattel, Inc. (NYSE:MAT)'s Barbie dolls or any of their friends, but I admit to having purchased a "Working Girl" Barbie just for myself. Her little plastic laptop, the one with the cheery pie chart ever-presented on the screen? Ultra secure, its one-inch square self-held to the box with two six-inch-long twistie ties.
When Everett, my four-year-old, was a baby, I used to buy him lots of brand-new, fresh-from-Target Corporation (NYSE:TGT) toys. Because the CPSC guards young children very carefully, always watching for choking hazards or little pieces of bright plastic or sparkly cord that might be ripped off and swallowed, these toys were a paragon of safety.
Not so the scene when I tried to remove them from their hard-plastic casing. I'm pretty sure the people in the recycling truck were taking the shards of plastic left behind directly to the nuclear fallout shelter plant, you know, to melt down and build a structure worthy of Blade Runner.
And I'm not the only one, oh no, not for a minute. Estimates are that 6,000 people go to the emergency room every year after tussling with packaging, on toys, on tools, on home appliances. Every person I know complains of their struggles to get into packaging. And these are, by and large, not expensive items. These are typically items ranging from $3.00 to about $50.00 -- the more expensive stuff comes in easy-to-open boxes.
It's so not about thwarting thieves. And if it is? Come on people. Is your biggest economic concern really whether or not some child is going to steal the littlest plastic zebra from the $3.99 safari collection?
No, this is about control. The manufacturers want to control how their products are displayed. And who can blame them? I'm sure several very smart and well-coifed people are paid $85,000 a year to decide at exactly what angle Barbie's rubber briefcase is going to protrude from the box, and where it will be in relationship to the tiny copy of Working Woman magazine.
But. Oh my god. If you have ever been sitting near a two year old, a sweet little innocent child with soft skin and soft blonde curls and wearing his sweet organic cotton Christmas pjs, and saw how eager he was to open his newest toy, jumping all over you, hugging and kissing, and then, you with first the scissors, and then, discarding them and going straight to the kitchen and getting your sharpest, biggest, serrated knife, and still the two year old is jumping up and down just inches from this dangerous implement and you're thinking I really made sure to get the toys that were developmentally appropriate and proven safe for toddlers but how the g#% d#@^ $^@@^!&*@ am I supposed to open them without killing us both!?!?
Well, then, you too have had wrap rage.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
12-05-2006 @ 8:58AM
JoAnn Hines Packaging Diva said...
I Hate Packaging by JoAnn Hines Packaging Diva
It's that time again (the holidays) when packaging will be getting top media coverage by its detractors. Those would be the people looking to complain about product packaging because it’s too difficult to open or there is too much of it or they think it doesn't do its job properly. I always read a slew of articles on how many people were injured or had to go to the hospital trying to open a package. Raps on the packaging industry appear in the news all year but with the holiday and all the gifts giving it’s a natural topic to get additional publicity. Just check out my website www.PackagingUniversity.com to read a few of the most infamous cases. I have been interviewed several times to explain the other side of the story: The role packaging has to play (the good side).
Consumer Reports just put its annual call out for the "Oyster Awards" given to the worst packages out there. You can bet consumers are lining up to rant about various problems with packaging and how packaging is the bane of the public.
Yes, I know there are problems with packages that can't be easily opened. Specialized tools have been created to make this problem easier. I had a recent experience with my husband’s new electric razor which elicited a few choice words while I was trying to get it out of the plastic clamshell. But boy did it look pretty on the shelf. I could see the entire product and the nifty freebie gizmo that came along with it. I was very intrigued to finally get the product out (without mishap I might add). Even I was surprised when I finally got inside the package to see all the interworkings that went into packaging this product. It was really great package design at its best.
It is amazing how much thought and innovation went into the design itself. It sat upright and was very well positioned on the shelf among its competitive offerings. The product was clearly visible had some great marketing graphics which caught my eye. The package was composed of numerous types of packaging materials that were well integrated into the complete unit.
Why did I buy it? The package made me do it, of course, and the fact that my husband broke his old razor so I got to play consumer for a product that I wouldn't normally purchase. It was a reason to experience the process. But the packaging did its job too. It persuaded me to buy that particular product knowing the heartache I would experience to get inside.
Despite what all of the critics have to say, packaging is integral to the successful sale of a product. It has to get it to the shelf, but that's only the beginning. It has to protect, secure and display the product too. It has to convince you to make the purchase. That would be the reason that you just can't live without it.
I'm reading all these rants about excess packaging at the supermarket. Calls to strip away product packaging and leave it at the store. These are the first people that will be complaining if the fruit is bruised or the lettuce is not fresh and even scarier when there is some sort of health threat due to contamination. Have you seen how many food recalls there have been lately? Just think how much more there would be if packaging wasn't doing its job.
Too few of us really understand the role packaging has to play in modern society. Many problems that packaging resolves are taken for granted and only get exposed when it turns into a problem. Look at Tylenol. That poisoning incident changed an industry forever and evolved an entire new packaging category of product security and integrity. This could happen again anywhere in the world. The packaging of food products is 70% of the industry and it is sorely in need of scrutiny for product integrity and security.
So this holiday season think about why products are packaged the way they are. Be on the lookout for cynics and people who give a bad wrap to packaging. Be sure and take the time to explain to them the role packaging has to play. Don't let anyone get away with saying "I hate packaging" without helping them to clearly understanding where would we be without it.
12-07-2006 @ 2:40PM
Doc Jakson said...
I think the CEO and all board members should be required to open the packages they sell,and to do it in some public arena. My guess is they would quickly change the way things are packaged. And this doesn't only pertain to toys, etc. Much of the packaging we see today is impossible to open cleanly and easily.Things like a box of crackers, certain cereals, and the list goes on and on. next time you're opening something, recall this post.
All the best,
Doc
12-07-2006 @ 2:49PM
John K said...
Has anyone done a study showing the amount of injuries due to opening packages? Childrens toys are tested for dangers to the children, why not to the adults that have to unpackage them. I don't have a problem with twist ties, these I can handle without a tool, I have a problem with the plastic wrap surrounding all electronic hardware or software and the fact that I need a razor to open them. This includes riduclous CD's and their multiple layers of packaging. Not to mention the waste of natural resources, how about oil dependence, and landfill issues.
12-07-2006 @ 3:04PM
Lee said...
Yes, display is important. But the need to display does not require difficulty to access. I have found some packages that are easy to open. If consumers insist the packages be easy to open, and if they begin to buy those that are... surprise!...other companies will suddenly discover that they can produce packages with excellent display characteristics that are "consumer friendly."
12-07-2006 @ 3:07PM
Lynn Gidlow said...
but have you ever noticed how extremely easy it is to open a package of light bulbs - easily broken, fragile, light bulbs? Where's the logic?
12-07-2006 @ 3:35PM
Greg said...
I don't buy the "just think where we would be without it" line for a second. For the most part the type of packaging we are talking about here (not Tylenol bottles or food)is the way it is for one reason and one reason only, and that is sales/the bottom line. Safety has absolutely nothing to do with it, nor does security. As every company out there does it the same way however, it seems unlikely that change could be affected at the cash register. Seems like the perfect situation for some kind of law suit to me. I wonder who's 9 year old will have to bleed to death to make that happen.
12-07-2006 @ 3:37PM
WashingtonGardener said...
Joann Hines - Package Diva - I think YOU and others in your profession are creative enough to come up with packaging that shows off products to full advantage AND not annoy your customer base or cause them bodily harm. And how about looking our for the environment? Use these complaints as an ASSET in your design selling points - not as a punitive measure you must ahere to.
12-07-2006 @ 3:39PM
Brenda said...
I hate packaging as well as I am always the one stuck opening and putting together the gifts. It is hard enough to have enough patience to get them opened and then read directions and put together toys at Christmas. I have actually broken the products trying to get them out of the packages! It is becoming harder and harder each year to open the simplest toys. Something has to be done, what ever happened to just putting sensors on everything?
12-07-2006 @ 3:59PM
Ken said...
It's the Lawyers and Shakespere said it best.
12-07-2006 @ 4:23PM
Judy Roy said...
Why don't the stores charge customers ten cents for opening their packages for them? I think most people would gladly pay an extra dime just to avoid all the frustrations. This does not apply to food.
12-07-2006 @ 4:48PM
Jodie said...
I was a little tyke in the 70's. I remeber getting a doll and opening up the package and having my doll withn reach with MAYBE one or two ties inside to distract thieves. BUT it did not take the army to release the toy from it's packaging! These companies go way overboard on all the ties. It takes me over 10 minutes to open some toys and games these days. I mean really, ties running THRU the tires of a truck? AFTER you have every other piece of that toy truck tied into the box? It just makes no sense. They has to be a better way.
12-07-2006 @ 4:56PM
Pete Haley said...
Have any of the designers of these wonderful packages ever faced a 6 year old child who wants to play with his new toy and Daddy cant open the ^&%$$ package?
Have any of the designers of these wonfderful packages ever broken a fairly expensive item trying to get it out of the package and when you take it back to the store, get the " Jeez, we cant do anything about it" line.
Why display an item "just right" if you cant get into the freakin package?
Do they make a tool to open the packages, and if so is it in one of the flasted things?
12-07-2006 @ 5:15PM
Amanda said...
That is exactly what I was thinking this holiday season. I have three children who are so eager to rip open their gifts. We usually spend most of our Christmas morning cutting open the plastic and then unwiring all the twisty ties and right when you think you cut and untwisted it all you pull the toy out and theirs wires under and in it too. The plastic and the wrap on the barbies hair, each little barbie accessory taped or wrapped in plastic. Then once you get the toy stripped from all the wire and plastic you only hope the screwdriver you have is small enough to fit so you can get the battery in and out. It's a hassle! If they're going to waste our time with tons of plastic and wires they should at least include some batteries :O)
12-07-2006 @ 5:17PM
Ben said...
I am a service tech (HVAC)and a father of three, and the first thing I do when it is time to open the holliday gifts is make my way out to my service van and grab my tool bag. I have learned that the tools we carry can be very helpful in the retrieval of my childrens toys.
The best tool for you to have is a set of wire cutters, linemans pliers, needle nose pliers, dikes or some form of plier with a wire cutter on it. This tool will make short work of the wire enforced ties. Also a good razor knife, and screw drivers (standard and philips). These few tools will make your packaging woes a little less frustating.
12-07-2006 @ 5:25PM
Frank said...
A major league pitcher (Adam Eaton) once missed a start after stabbing himself, while trying to open a DVD.
12-07-2006 @ 6:03PM
Ron Brandt said...
What a bunch of complaining pansies. Real men don't complain; they just curse alot and rip everything apart with their teeth. Come on, opening the $%()*&^%$#@! packaging is a great sport.
12-07-2006 @ 6:17PM
John Long said...
There should be much opportunity for the makers of pin and pocket knives. Ads showing their use opening everthing from toys to snacks. Most snacks today are packaged so securely that the contents will scatter if you force them open by hand!
Remember the days when you stopped for gas and got a snack for the road. The thumb and forefinger would easliy open it. Now you have to take both hand off the wheel and use a key or other implement, else you treat flys all over the car. Perhaps talk of a snack ban such as proposed for cell phones will get some companies to thinking.
12-07-2006 @ 7:36PM
rob said...
To end the package opening problem, just end the shoplifters, the reason stuff is packed like it is, is because of shoplifting. -Can't get it out of the box, its harder to steal. We all pay for the jerks that are constantly stealing.
12-07-2006 @ 7:37PM
Tim Johnson said...
If murder were legal, I would personally hunt down all of the inventors and marketers of PLASTIC INJECTION MOLDINGS and I would hang each one of them for all the grief they have caused in my life!
12-07-2006 @ 7:40PM
rob said...
Sop stealing, and then the packages don't have to be so open-proof.